I have found the nerdiest thing on the Internet
This is the Italian metal band Rhapsody of Fire. In this video, you will find a creepy goblin reading an enchanted tome, guys playing speed metal in front of a castle, and men in medieval costumes having a sword fight. Men in armor joust. At one point, there is a pig roasting on a spit. At the end of the battle, the triumphant warriors sit with a lovely maiden and drink mead from goblets.
Anybody else in the mood for some D&D? We'll use first edition rules, not those crappy new ones. I'll bring the Mountain Dew and Pop Rocks. You can start your character at level 5, but only if you play lawful good or chaotic good.
(Seriously, though, Rhapsody rocks. Their musicianship is off the charts, and if the cheese factor doesn't bother you - for some of us, it's a plus - you'll totally dig the five-disc epic, The Emerald Sword Saga. Geek on, fellow babies.)