... whoops. Looks like even the big boys fell for it, with the Chicago Sun Times and Associated Press both reporting that Led Zeppelin is headlining Bonnaroo this year. Turns out, though, it's Lez Zeppelin. There ya go.
Our deepest apologies for getting your hopes up. Our heart is in the right place. I am sticking by my story, however, that today is Rick Astley's birthday.